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i wish i was young and cute so people in hollywood would want to help me.

UNCLE 6/5/11


is this rap?

UNCLE 6/1/11


hollywood is not that hard.

AMY 11/12/10


i have no idea what just happened for the last two and a half hours. that was incomprehensible. i’m in awe.

DUSTY 5/29/11 (after screening Terrence Malick’s ‘Tree of Life’)


dusty, do you remember when we were kids and i had too many squeez-its and birthday cake and threw up on you?

AMY 6/3/11

why go to church when you can go to palm springs?

UNCLE 4/22/11


there was pee and puke on my comforter, but the worst was when the dog pooped on my pillow

UNCLE 6/7/11


shouldn’t they wear masks? it’s not very anonymous if you can see their faces.

AMY 6/15/11 (while driving past an aa meeting)


i’m pretty interested in reality.

AMY 6/22/11


i love dusty, he’s great. that’s also a really great shirt he’s wearing. i hate to see it go.

UNCLE 6/22/11 (as dusty gets on the plane for oregon)


i assume everyone in our family is on medication and i’m just sitting around waiting for the day when I have to be.

AMY 6/26/11


is there a difference between gossiping and complaining? yes. gossiping is way more fun.

UNCLE 6/27/11


don’t you love that i’m using my wallet? it’s a sign of maturity.

UNCLE 6/27/11


oh, you have to wait for the green i guess?

UNCLE 6/27/11 (at a traffic light)


yeah, it links to our twitter and the website. everyone gets famous. isn’t that what hollywood is all about?

UNCLE 6/17/11


will someone please tell me how lemons work?

UNCLE 7/20/11


compliments are amazing. they don’t cost a penny! i’m getting everyone compliments for christmas this year.

UNCLE 7/22/11


dusty, what was the quote we had the other day? when you said something and then i said something and then you said something?

AMY 7/22/11


no one likes my quotes.

DUSTY 7/22/11


some people should just stay fat.

DUSTY 7/22/11


there have definitely been a lot worse movies this year.

DUSTY 7/22/11 (after seeing Friends With Benefits)


amy, he’s a nice boy, but not everything is a love match.

UNCLE 7/22/11


amy edits really well, you don’t have to tell her what to do.

UNCLE 7/22/11


if you call it ‘the bu’ you don’t deserve to live there.

DUSTY 7/22/11


i asked curious if she wanted to go for a walk so i could meet people but she was too tired.

AMY 7/25/11


i better not smell persian in the house or i’ll know amy brought home that guy from urth.

UNCLE 7/24/11


you don’t have to tell me that. i know things. i’m FB savvy.

UNCLE 7/24/11


nic cage is hard to look at.

UNCLE 7/24/11


WHERE IS BRIAN? why isn’t he contacting me?

UNCLE 7/31/11


curb your enthusiasm and the sopranos are the only tv shows i’ve watched successfully.

UNCLE 8/4/11


Not barking is a lot easier then barking.

Amy 8/8/11